Wedding Band Saves Man's Life

A robber shoots a man in the face, but the man moves his hand to block the shot, and the bullet bounces off his wedding band. Luckiest guy in the world. Not as lucky as the sweet little lady he's got at home though, am I right fellas! I'm trying to work in a really funny Wonder Woman jokes, but I'm having trouble getting it off the ground. Wonder Woman deflected bullets with her metal wristbands, this guy with his ring. ... Nope, can't actually make a joke - not even one a nerd like me finds funny.