I'm So Sure Batman Died

Drudge Report has in column one a story about Batman/Bruce Wayne was murdered at the end of the RIP storyline by none other than his own dad. Yeah, let that sink in - the same man we've seen murdered by Joe Freeze in Bruce's own weary memories a thousand times. Even my 7-year-old knew I was full of it when I told him I had just read Batman was killed off at the end of a story by his own father. Awesomed by Comics has read it and says the whole thing stinks. The worst part about it, to her, isn't even the stupid story, but the random European characters. What's Grant Morrison's problem? I am kind of tired of him.