Christians Rewriting Rock Lyrics

The Morning News tells of a new movement to christian-ize (if you can call it that) classic rock music so as to exorcise the demon from the damnation music. So far, one group has redone 280 songs. Here's just 5:

“Lazy Brain” (“Crazy Train” by Ozzy Osbourne)
“The Devil Went Down to Jordan” (“The Devil Went Down to Georgia” by Charlie Daniels)
“Welcome to the Judges” (“Welcome to the Jungle” by Guns N’ Roses)
“Are You Gonna Be Ike’s Girl?” (“Are You Gonna Be My Girl?” by Jet)
“JC’s Mom” (“Stacy’s Mom,” by Fountains of Wayne)

This gives the idea of "plundering the Egyptians" a whole new meaning for me.