Training Kids to be in a Militia

This is a pretty funny video. About a minute in, when my ears were still ringing, I couldn't stop laughing at how utterly bizarre it is to imagine a bunch of four-year olds shooting machine guns nonstop at cars in a ravine. The Geekologie writer says it best, so why improve on what he said?

This video is old. Old as anything else that was filmed in 2005. But I hadn't seen it until now, and it's awesome. Awesome in a "holy shit, four-year olds are blowing up cars with automatic weapons" kind of way. Make sure you have the volume down on your speakers, it gets kind of loud. The video was taken during "Oklahoma Full Auto Shoot", an annual event in which kids with no motor skills destroy things with automatic weapons. Just watch it. I love how at 0:14 when the car starts rolling and the kids start firing at it, you understand just how dangerous a weapon is in the hands of a child. Now I'm not sure how many people typically die at this awesome annual event, but if I had to guess I'd say oh my God they're training these kids to be in a militia.