GTAIV Envy

I'm having a full blown fit over not owning a PS3, and therefore, having no way of playing the new Grand Theft Auto IV. Here's a list of the top 5 non-violent things to do on the game. Apparently, it's car racing feature is better than most if not all the other straight car racing games on the market. It's also, bizarrely enough, got an Internet surfing capability. From one reviewer:

There seems to be a lot of time in the game allocated to text messaging, going on the Internet, and online activities. I wasted my life in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas pretending to work out; now I'm wasting my life in GTA: IV pretending to surf the web.