Google Weblogs

Just saw this April's Fool Day joke for the first time advertising Google's new weblog service. Here's what it will have:

# Don’t limit yourself to “reverse chronological” publishing. Our advanced Google algorithms put your best content at the top of your blog. Even if your later work goes downhill your previous posts will still shine.
# No more template languages to mess with or sidebars to get right. Our advanced Google algorithms automatically populate your blog’s sidebar with the most relevant possible content.
# Stop worrying about your PageRank or your search engine optimization. Post directly into Google search results for maximum visibility.
# Save your readers time and effort. We’ll automatically extract the most relevant sentence from your post for the index page, along with any necessary ellipsis. We'll also put some words in bold!
# Your blog’s header will stay fresh with new images from our team of artists, each and every anniversary of a scientific achievement.
# Unsure of what to post about? Just click “I’m Feeling Lucky” and we’ll “take care” of the rest!

Oh ho ho ho. That's a riot. I'm already tired of the Google April's fool day tradition. I'll take stodgy old IBM with their crisp white, humorless shirts from now on.